A $700 Burger King drink

Imagine you make minimum wage and work at Burger King in a town where you can say, “All I saw was Wasilla.” Perhaps you have no clue what the day will bring. Or maybe you do have a sense that the stars are not in alignment: Uranus is not in conjunction with the full Moon today.

Then the following occurs on your work shift:

Joelle Brown, 20, reportedly came into the store and began screaming at employees and threatening to fight them, troopers said. After allegedly spitting on three of the staff, Brown tried to throw a receipt printer at them and then struck the on-duty manager.

You don’t get paid enough to take this kind of abuse. Time to get a new job.

The Frontiersman has the story here.